Im stood outside Santander in Penge waiting for it to open.It is a cold morning. This gimp walks past wearing a hat that looks like a tiger with the tail over his ears, the same type of hat my daughter had when she was 5. The bloke looks like a clown.

As he passes he says “What you looking at?” I just growled.

Im inside Santander waiting to be served. The bloke behind me is some sort of plastic gangster. he is acting like he is offering someone out for a fight, moving about and pretending he is wearing knuckle dusters.Fucking weird.

I get to the bus stop at the Robin Hood. This bloke with long blonde hair, tight shorts and very camp, comes up to me and says “50p”
I said “pardon” and he says “50p” I say “what about 50p?” and he says “have you got one?” “Yes thanks I said” then went off to Tesco’s.
Another 5 star turd wandering the streets.

Im stood at the 75 bus stop in Penge.
There is a bloke there with a bag of what appears to be chips.
His fingers are dripping in Grease.
He gets on the bus, the driver says fuck all and stinks the bus out.

What is the matter with these ignorant wankers with no consideration to others?
Why did not the driver tell him he cannot eat food on the bus despite signs saying this?



I get the 75 bus to Lewisham from Penge.
A woman standing at the bus stop has a large pizza in her arms from Dominos pizza in Penge.

The pizza stinks the whole fucking bus out.
After 25 minutes the woman gets off the bus at Lewisham with a cold pizza. Why?
No consideration for the people on the bus as she has a stinking shit Dominos pizza and takes it all the way
to Lewisham where it is now cold. DOH!


Got the 75 bus to Lewisham to go to the hospital to visit my dad.
A black woman sat opposite ripped open a bag of nuts and flung the paper onto the floor.

What the fuck is wrong with these ignorant bastards?, would they do this at home? probably.
The woman looked round like she new it was wrong but left the rubbish on the floor anyway.

On the way home I stood outside a Nigerian take away in Catford. The menu said
” Assorted Goat meat in pepper soup” Sounds nice eh?


I put 6 black bags outside my house full of old crap from the attic.
At 13:00 2 Romanian women with a kid went into my front garden ripped the bags open
and left shit all open my garden.

The guy next door called the police who said “Yeah Right” we will patrol your road.
These Eastern European Cunts may live like pigs in their own country but I don’t need to bag rubbish twice.


Went To Anerley station on Saturday morning (Bank Holiday weekend) To get a train
to London Bridge.
The Bloke said “There are no trains” Go to Crystal Palace and get a train to East Croydon.

Got a Bus to Crystal Palace. No trains to East Croydon, only a Bus.
Got a Victoria train to Balham, then the Underground to London Bridge.

There was no trams from Croydon either.
These people could not run  a Bath let alone a railway.

Totally Fucking wank service by a bunch of Cunts.


Took my car to Turbo Tyres 2 Weighton Road, Penge, Greater London, SE20 8TS

They said they would change the oil filter, Oil, air filter and plugs for £95 quid.
When I got it back I looked at the engine. All they had done was change the OIl.

The original oil filter (rusty) was still there and nothing else had been done.
When I contacted them they said they had been sent the wrong parts and when the got
them in they would change them.

If I had not not rang them up they would have not done anything.
Its a Fucking Wankfest!


Went in to Curry’s in Bell Green, Sydenham.

There was five tumble Dryers in a row. I said “Ill have anyone of them please”
“We haven got any in stock”
“Then why the fuck have you got all these on display”

A total waste of time and a total wankfest!
Why are the showing equipment they haven’t got?

The people on the Aldi adverts must be paid loads by Aldi.
” Im saving 50% less and still maintaining the quality”

The quality of there stuff is nowhere like Sainsbury’s or Tesco’s.
Their stuff is like Lidl crap.
The reason it is popular is its cheap, like Wetherspoons and has no character.

The Aldi at the Robin Hood in Penge is so badly designed that on a weekend
people trying to get into the car park block the road and there are massive tailbacks both ways,

Clearly then,and,as usual Bromley council took another backhander to pass the planning permission.


How the fuck have these people won supermarket of the year?
If you buy a tin of Heinz beans in there and its 50p and in Tesco its 60p then its good value,
but clearly, its not.

They try to make cheap copies of branded products which taste nothing like the original.
Buy anything thats a copy and it tastes like shite.
Obviously, if you cannot afford Lidl then go to Aldi coz they look exactly the same inside.

Right then, off to Sainsburys!